Total Medals Earned: 535 (From 117 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,745 Points
Medals Earned: 3/32 (30/500 points)
Beaten Level 1-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-5 without godmode
Beaten Level X-1 without godmode
Beaten Level X-2 without godmode
Beaten Level X-3 without godmode
Beaten Level X-4 without godmode
Beaten the final level without godmode
Killed 1000 pigs
Beaten the game
Medals Earned: 4/14 (40/260 points)
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 7/17 (175/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/35 points)
Kill for the gun
Win the shootout level
Win the game
Ask for the gun
Don't deploy your parachute
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)
Beat The First Boss
Beat The Second Boss
Beat the 3rd boss